Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Please Pass the Jelly!!


I hate to keep harping on and on about commercials that bug me...
It might give you the impression that all I ever do is watch tv...
Not true.

When I do, however, many times there are under 21's in the room if you know what I mean...
You know, people that don't really need to know about the igniting and exciting that KY Yours & Mine brags about on their ads...

I'm ALL for exciting and delighting... together igniting... don't get me wrong...

But I have teenagers in the house folks!!
I'm working really hard here to keep either of them from igniting, delighting or exciting...

I think that the manufacturers of any potion that you place "down there" should not be allowed to air the ads any time between 6 am and 5:45 am...

I'm pretty sure that they would catch all the menopausal women (pre-and post included) who are still awake or have slept for a couple of hours and inexplicably have woken up and have nothing better to do than to watch tv...
Trust me... I know...
There they have it!! Their target audience, all reached in a 15 minute window...

"Need Lube? Here's our cool his and hers that not only ignites... it also delights & excites! PLUS, the bottles glow in the dark!"

SOLD!

Bonus!! The air time would surely be cheaper then too!

Problem solved!

Neeeext....


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I personally love the stuff but I do agree that the television ads are over the top. Those and the vagisil ones. Yuck.

Anonymous said...

i remeber television when it was scandalous to show a lady in her bra...she wore them on the outside of her shirt during the commercial...sigh...like I do now after an ambien hit...
P-the OTHER white meat

Thoughts from the Deep End said...

I know what you mean P!

I think her name was Jane Russell and she had hooters the size that I knew I personally was not destined to have! I remember being kind of embarrassed when THOSE commercials came on when my Dad or Brothers were in the room!!

They've banned cigarette companies from advertising on TV, but not condoms, alcohol, and porn shops...

Hmmmmm!

;)
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