Please Pass the Jelly!!

I hate to keep harping on and on about commercials that bug me...
It might give you the impression that all I ever do is watch tv...
Not true.

When I do, however, many times there are under 21's in the room if you know what I mean...
You know, people that don't really need to know about the igniting and exciting that KY Yours & Mine brags about on their ads...

I'm ALL for exciting and delighting... together igniting... don't get me wrong...

But I have teenagers in the house folks!!
I'm working really hard here to keep either of them from igniting, delighting or exciting...

I think that the manufacturers of any potion that you place "down there" should not be allowed to air the ads any time between 6 am and 5:45 am...

I'm pretty sure that they would catch all the menopausal women (pre-and post included) who are still awake or have slept for a couple of hours and inexplicably have woken up and have nothing better to do than to watch tv...
Trust me... I know...
There they have it!! Their target audience, all reached in a 15 minute window...

"Need Lube? Here's our cool his and hers that not only ignites... it also delights & excites! PLUS, the bottles glow in the dark!"

SOLD!

Bonus!! The air time would surely be cheaper then too!

Problem solved!

Neeeext....

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