I hate to keep harping on and on about commercials that bug me...
It might give you the impression that all I ever do is watch tv...
Not true.
When I do, however, many times there are under 21's in the room if you know what I mean...
You know, people that don't really need to know about the igniting and exciting that KY Yours & Mine brags about on their ads...
I'm ALL for exciting and delighting... together igniting... don't get me wrong...
But I have teenagers in the house folks!!
I'm working really hard here to keep either of them from igniting, delighting or exciting...
I think that the manufacturers of any potion that you place "down there" should not be allowed to air the ads any time between 6 am and 5:45 am...
I'm pretty sure that they would catch all the menopausal women (pre-and post included) who are still awake or have slept for a couple of hours and inexplicably have woken up and have nothing better to do than to watch tv...
Trust me... I know...
There they have it!! Their target audience, all reached in a 15 minute window...
"Need Lube? Here's our cool his and hers that not only ignites... it also delights & excites! PLUS, the bottles glow in the dark!"
SOLD!
Bonus!! The air time would surely be cheaper then too!
Problem solved!
Neeeext....
Is anyone else sick of those ridiculous Viagra commercials?
The latest one "Viva Viagra" is the absolute worst of the bunch...
You know the one...
It's filmed in Nashville at precisely at 1:22 a.m....
(not 1:23 or 1:24...)
How did I know that?
Because it says so on the left hand side of the screen at the beginning of the ad...
"Nashville 1:22 a.m."... why they feel compelled to tell us that is beyond me...
(Maybe Good Ol' Boys lose their gidd'up and go, at that time of night)
It features a bunch of country music musicians talking about erectile dysfunction...
I'm sorry, but REALLY FOLKS!!!
Is it necessary to discuss Erectile Dysfunction with ALL of us?!
I realize that this is addressing a legitimate medical condition....
But Puleeeease! I do not want to explain to any of the younger tv viewers in my house what an erection is...
That's just wrong....
It goes back to my problem with using correct anatomical names with a straight face...
IMPOSSIBLE...
I don't want to have to say 'erection' (but be thinking 'boner') and giggling uncontrollably in front of the children...
ALSO WRONG!
When I hear the words 'erectile dysfunction', it reminds me of Robert DeNiro in the movie Analyze This, when kept referring to his ED problem as his "dead dick thing"...
Funny Stuff...
I especially die over the disclaimer -
If you experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours contact your doctor...
Can't you just imagine...
First This -
