How Dry I Am....

One of my BFF's is a tad bit dramatic... and she is always coming up with some reason to be concerned about her health...
This often times makes me laugh...
I am really not trying to be cruel... but sometimes I simply cannot help myself!

Her worries have ranged anywhere from early onset Alzheimer's (H-e-l-l-o!!! We ALL forget things M!!)
to
Headaches that she is convinced must be indicative of a brain tumor...

Here's an excerpt from our latest health discussion that took place a couple of days ago:

She - "My right eye is dry all the time lately"

Me - "Have you tried lubricating drops? You can buy them in the contact lens department at CVS"

She - "It's the start of something"

Me - "What?"

She - "You know.... menopause!"

Me - "Menopause???!!! What's that have to do with your eye?!"

She - "It's starting with my eye drying up... next it will be my skin.... then my "bits" (which is totally the way she refers to her "lady parts")

Me - "So you're telling me that this dry eye thing will end in your nether-regions?!" (which is what I like to call my "bits")

She - "That's EXACTLY what I'm telling you!"


I chuckled to myself about this for the rest of the day...

I mean, her reasoning is soooo silly!!!!

But now she's put that thought in my head...
and come to think of it....

MY right eye has been feeling kind of dry lately...