Oh no you di'int!

"oh no you di'int "*
1. A response to a bold statement, accusation, or action; slang for
"you're going to wish you hadn't said/done that," or "b*tch you'll pay for that."
*(taken from the Urban Dictionary)

The following are a sampling of actual quotes that morons people actually have said to me in recent years during actual conversations...

*You can only scratch your head and wonder how these idiots folks leave their homes every day without crash helmets on...

• "NOW I know why Tony fell in love with you!"

(during a conversation with a male, longtime "friend" upon seeing me several years ago after I had lost a significant amount of weight)

Ummmmmm.....thanks......I guess......

• "She's a big girl who doesn't dress right.... kinda LIKE YOU"

(this gem was said to me by a "lady" I worked along side with in the PTA several years ago after I "found" significant amount of aforementioned weight)

Ummmmmmm...... wow.... yeah..... you won't mind if I go out and take a walk in the sunshine and watch my big ole' shadow following me would you?.......

• "My hair was that color once... yeah, a while back.. when I had a bad dye job"

(this was uttered by an acquaintance while she smiled at me the entire time)

OH NO YOU DI'INT!

Lesson for the day...
In the wisdom of Walt Disney...