Michael Phelps!
You just kicked butt in nearly every Olympic Swimming Event...
You're probably headed for Disney World ...
Where will you go from there?
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Oh dear, Michael...
Couldn't you have at least waited for Amsterdam?
Or maybe gone someplace a bit more private
(and dude...whichever friend took and distributed your picture hitting that bong isn't REALLY your friend)