'FORWARD'...
That's where my mind is...
Where is yours?*sigh*
I was looking through my inbox and have decided to write on open letter to anyone who has EVER e-mailed me, has thought about e-mailing me, or is e-mailing me at this very moment...
Here goes -
Dear Friend, Family member, Acquaintance, and/or Solicitor,
Although I always like hearing from
Half of the
Many years ago, I was a chain smoker, and since breaking that habit, I'm not into any chain activities... including the e-mail variety; replying to, forwarding to and/or sending to my top five most special friends and in return for blessings guaranteed to arrive within 10 minutes...
So don't bother sending me these because I break the chain...
every time....
and chuckle aloud, whilst pressing delete...
Also to those
friends that want to help me with penis enlargement, buying prescription drugs from Ethiopia or just want to be my 'friend' (wink-wink)...
I have a spam blocker...
it does for me what I normally do for myself in the case of chain letters...
(without the laughter...)
I also don't celebrate Mondays, Wednesday Humpdays, Sexy Mama Days or any of the non-traditional holidays...
Look at a US calendar before sending these...
if it's not on there, I won't be celebrating...
(another good rule of thumb for you... If there is mail delivery that day, don't bother)
Finally...
If you haven't either
A. had dinner at my house
or
B. shared a laugh or two with me over a beer
Sincerely,
Jackie
Do you think that's too harsh?
What's the most annoying type of e-mail you regularly receive?
Do you think that's too harsh?
What's the most annoying type of e-mail you regularly receive?
