Occasionally someone will send me one of these kinds of things in my email...
Okay... if I'm being COMPLETELY honest.... I get this kind of crap, junk, spam humorous stuff all of the time, and once in a while, something will arrive that tickles my funny bone or makes me laugh (and snort a little)
This was one of the few of them that didn't involve flatulence, sex, or a story involving a rabbi, a priest and a prostitute conversing on the 18th fairway of a country club golf course....
Here they are:
(and I wish I had the nerve to try them... #6 is my personal favorite)
1. Explain your ideas of world domination to your fellow riders
2. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
3. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
5. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
6. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
2. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
3. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
5. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
6. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
1 comments:
Does anyone want to donate chalk? :-)
Post a Comment